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Things I can do now that I’m done being Rihanna: Text. Email. Insert, remove, and otherwise handle my contacts. Peel crawfish. Not hurt a child. Open bottles of nail polish. Reach into dark spaces with confidence. Clasp a necklace. Hold a pen like a human.
Adorable client repost! She’s rocking those hot turquoise gel extensions! Get yours: firstname.lastname@example.org
Consider yourselves warned.
Things I thought about AFTER I did my first-ever set of gel extensions on myself:
+I have contacts.
+I have to make a fruit plate and cream cheese-marshmallow fluff fruit dip.
+I am going to be late to the party.
+I should not have promised to bring a fruit plate to the party.
+Who will wash my hair, and also feed me, and also help me with my pants when I go to the bathroom?